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I just had to post it because I laughed for five straight minutes.

THE FOLLOWING QUOTE IS RATED M FOR BEING PORNY AS FUCK. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.

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#his ‘dealing with a twelve year old’ face

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ishipjohnlock247:

let-me-go-to-my-mind-palace:

Your gluteus muscles never fail to bring tears of pure joy to my eyes.

pure joy!

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nightbecomesme:

bilboswagginsofswagend:

FLOWER GLEAM AND GLOW

LET YOUR POWER SHINE

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akapine006:

some-atoms:

effingeden:

crieffs:

“Hang on, you were saying sorry a minute ago. Don’t spoil it.”

I loved this scene how it started with John leading and Sherlock following him all sad and lost and desperate. 

It’s kind of sweet and sad that Sherlock is using all the same compliments that John has said to him before. Like he had no other references for what a good compliment is, because he’d never really been given any before John turned up. And in his head he’s just going “I was happy to be told these things. I will make John happy by telling him the same things also.” And then he tried to think of his own little compliment and it comes out as a sort of insult. Even though coming from Sherlock it’s actually the biggest praise ever, because he’s saying “You make me more intelligent.” And being clever is his most important thing. 

“I was happy to be told these things. I will make John happy by telling him the same things also.”

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ishipjohnlock247:

acciobenedictcumberbatch:

teabeforewar:

“John… I’m afraid… I don’t want to go!”

“You don’t have to go alone.”

………….

“Not so scary now, is it?”

“…No…”

For a kinkmeme prompt: John is Death. When he’s at the surgery, he’s really collecting the souls of the dying and taking them into the afterlife.

When Sherlock dies, John lays down next to him and dies too.

Jesus christ. This just tugged my heartstrings and on came the waterworks.

oh god!!!

fuck there goes my heart.

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I love John’s “Sherlock, what the FUCK?” faces. 

lindsay-believes:

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Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch ➝ In America

the sixth frame. OH SWEET BABY JESUS.

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